"I Ain't Afraid of No Ghoats" Short Sleeve T-Shirt

Meet Lottie - one of Wind River Farm's very own resident milk goats—as you've never seen her before! When paranormal spooky meets barnyard silly, you get the ultimate spooky-season apparel! The "I Ain't Afraid of No Ghoats" Tee features a hilarious, bed-sheet-clad ghost goat—horns and all—paired with dripping orange and yellow halloween-style text. Whether you're heading to a pumpkin patch, cozying up for a Halloween movie night, or just love a good pun, this tee is bound to get a few snorts and chuckles.

Product Highlights

• Meet Lottie: Features custom graphics of Lottie, one of our actual milk goats at Wind River Farm, getting into the spooky Halloween spirit!

• Front & Back Artwork: Features our clean "Homegrown, Handcrafted" goat logo and website on the left chest, paired with the large, full-back graphic of Lottie in her ghost costume.

• Playful Design: Features a ghostly goat graphic with spooky Halloween lettering reading "I Ain't Afraid of No Ghoats".   

• Available Colors: Choose your favorite haunt in Purple, Black, Charcoal, or Lime.   

• Great Gift: The ideal present for goat lovers, pun enthusiasts, and fans of spooky humor. 

• Ultra-Comfortable Fit: Made with lightweight 4 oz., 100% cotton fabric that keeps you cool whether you're working in the garden, running errands, or hanging out with your own critters.

• No-Shrink Surprises: Pre-shrunk fabric ensures your tee keeps its soft texture and comfortable fit wash after wash.

  
  

Wear a piece of Wind River Farm wherever you go and spread a little humor along the way!