Around here, "Crazy Goat Lady" isn't an insult—it’s a badge of honor. It means you love the herd, embrace the chaos, and refuse to settle for anything less than pure, small-batch luxury for your skin.
We took our ultra-creamy, farm-fresh goat milk and turned the vibrant dial all the way up with a wild, psychedelic swirl of bold colors. The scent of this bar is a bright, energetic explosion of citrus and sweet fruit notes that will instantly kickstart your morning or rescue you after a long day.
100% Handcrafted: Made right here on the farm—no outsourcing, no factory shortcuts.
Skin-Loving Goodness: Packed with natural fats and vitamins to deeply nourish and hydrate your skin.
If you’re going to embrace the goat life, you might as well smell fantastic doing it. Grab a bar and wear the title proudly!
Ingredients: lard, coconut oil, fresh goat milk, sodium Hydroxide (lye), mica (colorant), fragrance, sodium lactate
Net weight: 5 oz